Little Love Story #4: "I Want Candy"

Once upon a time, a girl and two Canadians were playing a video game together. The girl and one of the Canadians...well, they were having an off night. But the other was kicking ass. In the midst of a particularly successful match, he declared "I am tearing it UP tonight! Must be because I got my hombres with me!" The girl said "Ooh, I've never been anybody's hombre before!" to which he replied "What IS an hombre, anyhow?" The other Canadian explained "I think it's a type of piñata." "Yeah," the first cheered, "I got my piñatas with me!" The girl found so much delight in this. One particularly difficult day, one of the Canadians texted her just in time to offer some much-needed advice and support. She praised his ability to know just when she needed rescue. "I'm no superman," he insisted, "just a magical piñata."