Can't boil water without burning a few angels.

My second week in the new place, and already a kitchen fire.

My tub drains slow. We poured some de-clogger down the drain. I put a pot of water on to boil.

Moments later, my roommate says "What's that sound?"

"I spilled a little water on the stovetop, it's just burning off."

"Um...are you sure?"

I go to investigate - and there's brown smoke billowing into the kitchen.

I turned on the wrong burner. Not the one with the teapot on it, but the one behind it. The one with the ceramic angel candle holder.

The house still smells AWFUL.

FailCat ahoy.